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Smokey Bacon & Chipolte Jam

by Chris on March 24, 2013

Chipolte Bacon JamCome on, be honest, is there anything better than smokey bacon? I could eat a pile of it every night of the week. Or lunch or brunch, but Anna might have something to say about that. So what about if we could make bacon as accessible as a simple pot of jam?

Although, let’s face it. Normally when we think of jam it probably involves a slice of toast or at best a scone. Not this jam though. This jam is nothing less than a literal towering triumph and it’s not for the faint hearted. It works as a relish to pimp up your burger or provides a simple way to trick up your cheese on toast. Epic stuff this.

Smokey BaconChipolte Chilli

Smoked Chipolte Bacon Jam
440g smoked streaky bacon
Two double espressos or 200ml strong coffee
One chipolte chilli finely chopped
50ml maple syrup
100ml cider vinegar
80G brown sugar
Two finely chopped red onions
Two crushed garlic cloves
One teaspoon smoked paprika

Espresso Caramelised Onions

Fry off the bacon in a little olive oil until lightly browned. Remove the bacon with a slotted spoon and leave the remaining oil in the pan. Use the lovely hot bacon fat to cook the onion, garlic and chipolte chilli until soft. Add the remaining ingredients and mix together well. Then add the browned bacon and simmer it all for 5 minutes to reduce it slightly.

Place a lid on the pan and put in a pre-heated over at 180°C or gas mark 4. After thirty minutes remove the lid leave in for another thirty minutes until it starts thicken and get sticky. Remove and leave to cool. Oven temperature varies so take it out earlier if you need to.

Bacon Jam Recipe

Move all the mixture to a food processor and pulse until you get your desired texture. I prefer it a bit grainy, so just a few pulses to get the consistency in the pictures. Eat warm or keep in a refrigerated air tight container for 4 weeks.

Bacon Jam

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Gruffalo Cupcakes

by Chris on February 24, 2013

Gruffalo CupcakesI’m in the kitchen at a three year old’s birthday party. I thought this would be the safest place to hide. I was wrong. You see, I thought volunteering to make tea would be a safe bet. Unfortunately one of the parents thinks I work here and he’s being a little pushy about my tea making skills.

“Leave the tea bag to stew in the water longer” he says, pointing his finger at the cup. “Don’t scrimp on the milk!” As he takes the cup I notice the tin of flapjacks in his hand, and it strikes me they look quite rubbish.

So I say “I like your homemade flapjacks”. I smile and there’s a brief moment where neither of us say’s a word. Now it’s fairly rare I travel great distances to deliver impromptu baking critique to men I hardly know, but he just seemed annoying.

“So what have you brought along” he sneers. I crack open the cupcake tin, proudly show off the Gruffalo Cupcakes and fold my arms in triumph. As he shuffles away towards the ball pit, Anna pops her head into the kitchen to ask for some more milk for her tea.

Precooked cupcakes

Gruffalo Cupcakes (makes 12)
100g plain flour
20g cocoa powder
140g caster sugar
1.5 tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt
40g unsalted butter
120ml organic whole milk
1/2 teaspoon vanilla paste

Frosting

Chocolate Butter Cream
600g icing sugar
200g unsalted butter
80g cocoa powder
100ml organic whole milk

To make the cupcakes follow Anna’s famous Oreo Cupcake recipe guide.

Smarties

Gruffalo Decorations
Teeth, tusks & horns – Mini marshmallows
Eyes and nose – Smarties
Mouth – Cola strings
Ears – Chocolate buttons

With Buttons

With Marshmallow horns

With Green Nose

With Orange Eyes

With Mouth

With Marshmallow Teeth

Chocolate Eyes

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